trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”